Originally shared by Rob Gordon
Pink terrorists have overtaken my neighborhood!. I first saw them a little more than an hour ago. Is this on the national news yet? It seems to be the vanguard of a much larger invasion - already, they seem to be moving inland. I have done my best as a citizen journalist to document this incursion, however their numbers are many and I fear my position may soon be overrun. Even as I write this, I can hear their chants from their staging area down the block. Please alert the authorities- this may be my last report.
#thatsallihavetoreport
